charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
snoop dogg definitely does look like my grandma
nyielah thelastkushbender (via unclefather)

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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grimm-creeper:

Austin Carlile of Of Mice & Men- 7/15/14 Vans Warped Tour
Photo by Adam Elmakias

grimm-creeper:

Austin Carlile of Of Mice & Men- 7/15/14 Vans Warped Tour

Photo by Adam Elmakias

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

me talking about my bff

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

therumpus:

Here’s today’s Daily GIF!
This week’s gifs were selected by artist Migueltzinta C. Solis. Check out his work and follow him on Tumblr!

therumpus:

Here’s today’s Daily GIF!

This week’s gifs were selected by artist Migueltzinta C. Solis. Check out his work and follow him on Tumblr!