I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.
Australian media strikes again…
in all my years i have never finished a pencil
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
me talking about my bff
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.