funimationentertainment:

i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself

funimationentertainment:

i was on my ds during free period and i streetpassed my sub and this is his message im going to shit myself

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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automatically:

when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

catmerch:

calm down mr yagami this is the first grade

catmerch:

calm down mr yagami this is the first grade

shacle:

NO CHILL

shacle:

NO CHILL

placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

placiddream:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

what the fuck happened in year 9

He got a hair cut

rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

dragoon811:

So, my birthday is Monday, and my Cloney ( mymidwestaffliction ) sent me a “birthday card” she had made for me, and DEMANDED I open it now, rather than wait.

(Artist/craftsman: Jack Tuckwell of the UK, aka Alarm Eighteen)

I cried when I saw the tag. I laughed when I read the letter.

IT. IS. AMAZING. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. The craftsmanship is OUTSTANDING!! THE DETAILS!! EVERYTHING!!! AAAGH!!

Apparently, I was a messy, troublesome student in my Hogwarts days. Not sorry at all.

*bounces around excitedly* I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. THIS IS SO AMAZING. AAAAAAHHH!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape